August 26, 2025

Four years ago, thirteen American service members gave their lives during the disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan. Their sacrifice will never be forgotten. We owe it to them and every warrior who wears the uniform to ensure that something like this never happens again.

— Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth (@SecDef) August 26, 2025

Oh my God, this lawyer suing Cardi B. "Which one is your real hair? Or are they both real?" plaintiff's lawyer Ron Rosen asked. "They're wigs," Cardi B answered. Then he asked if she's affiliated with a gang.

— Meghann Cuniff (@meghanncuniff) August 26, 2025

Mr Beast, I cannot respond directly because you blocked me, but I wanted you to know that Caleb is a comedian who makes many laugh and you are some sort of Willy Wonka marionette being puppeted by the algorithm.

— microplastics sieve (@DiabolicalSpuds) August 26, 2025

Parody account WE DID IT!!! 1K 10K 45K 1M

— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) August 27, 2025

Tears drops 12 am EST on Thurs with the release of Man’s Best Friend. 2 more sleeps! 1K 7K 26K 297K

— Sabrina Carpenter (@SabrinaAnnLynn) August 27, 2025

Few things: 1) Antonin Scalia was a great Supreme Court Justice and a genuinely kind and decent person. 2) The President's EO is consistent with Texas v. Johnson. 3) Texas v. Johnson was wrong and William Rehnquist was right.

— JD Vance (@JDVance) August 26, 2025

Dodger Blue is in your DNA, V. Thanks for coming out to Dodger Stadium!

— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) August 26, 2025