March 2, 2020

Demi's new single #ILoveMe is out on Friday! Pre-save/pre-add it here: https://t.co/k6LO8nc18v https://t.co/JSM7J4guLX

— Team Demi (@ddlovato) March 2, 2020

Good evening. "Pete Buttigieg” was a 38 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

— Malik 🏁 (@malikthesudani) March 1, 2020

If you’re happy and you know it... wash your hands.

— Dan Rather (@DanRather) March 2, 2020

Created my own ‘TRL’ photobooth & had some fun with my friends 🥺❤️ https://t.co/FjYFGCDIzw

— Alissa Ashley (@alissa_ashleyy) March 2, 2020

Holy shit, Mike Tyson just sent shivers down my spine https://t.co/hjMOAi8m6C

— 🦅 (@usy1_) March 1, 2020

when I had surgery I assumed that when they were giving me aesthetic that they’d count down from ten like you see on the telly but instead a czech nurse just looked down at me and said “goodbye” and I was gone. i laugh every time i think about it.

— dickpic van dyke (@youngcogan) March 1, 2020

Pete drops and endorses Biden. Amy drops and endorses Biden. Warren stays in to block Bernie. “They are unanimous in their hate.”

— Krystal Ball (@krystalball) March 2, 2020