24 December 2021

#BREAKING: Reported sightings of a large bearded man in a flying sleigh have been confirmed by the Royal Australian Air Force as Santa Claus. Authorities are urging all children to go to bed to ensure an orderly delivery of presents. More to come. https://t.co/MVGNMQct5s

— ABC Melbourne (@abcmelbourne) December 24, 2021

🐻: “sorry guys, i’m going out with a friend to watch the spiderman movie tomorrow” GIVE THEM A SPOILER RIGHT NOW 🐰: i can’t hold it in now 🐿: hmm, you have friends @TXT_members @TXT_bighit

— TXT Translations 🎄 (@translatingTXT) December 24, 2021

Norman is having a crack at maths again. FFS. The material point which he appears to miss is that if NSW is under-diagnosing Covid-19 cases, then the hospitalisation and ICU rates are even lower than we think they are. Just saying. #auspol #nswpol https://t.co/4bMF7bZQTD

— Caroline Di Russo (@CaroDiRusso) December 24, 2021

There is a lot going on. The world is a lot and has been for a while. But you can still watch Elf with your kids on Christmas Eve and it is still just as excellent. Merry Christmas and to all a good night. 🌲❤️ https://t.co/mHOLFxxjsn

— Louise Milligan (@Milliganreports) December 24, 2021

Material development and physical comfort alone don't relieve unhappiness, but if you’re relaxed and have peace of mind, whatever goes on around you won't upset you. It isn't the sophistication of the devices we own that brings us peace of mind, it's love and compassion.

— Dalai Lama (@DalaiLama) December 24, 2021

Merry Xmas all. @AzimiMoz first Xmas as a free man in 9 yrs. That’s disgusting to contemplate as an Australian. All of his refugee friends deserve to be free. There were still many locked up in Australia and PNG. Think about that over the festive season, please. #GameOver https://t.co/eAzkK7jzU8

— Craig Foster (@Craig_Foster) December 24, 2021

My mum just waited until the dog had walked out the room to tell me what she'd bought him for Christmas.

— Louise Haigh (@LouHaigh) December 23, 2021